So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
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