there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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