What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
The adults are the big ones right?
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Randomize
