I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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