what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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