Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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