super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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