Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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