I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
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