Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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