I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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