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I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
No subtext here. People are naked.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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