He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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