dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
Randomize
