I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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