...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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