It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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