Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
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