Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
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