i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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