turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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