So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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