The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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