it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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