we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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