he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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