just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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