Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
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