In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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