when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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