it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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