Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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