I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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