What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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