So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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