she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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