There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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