How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
It's never too late to be topless.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Randomize
