If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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