i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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