sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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