champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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