I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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