he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Randomize
