so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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