Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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