She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Randomize
