i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
