Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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