Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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